unshaped:

i can’t remember taking this picture of my eyebrows

unshaped:

i can’t remember taking this picture of my eyebrows

usb-dongle:

one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish

usb-dongle:

one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish

(via zackisontumblr)

warlocksmith:

Remember the 50’s, the good old days?  Neighborhoods were safe to walk at night, men were men and women were women, the long summer days never seemed to end and you could walk hand in hand with your best gal into the local space-time anomaly and never be seen again.

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(via thedarkknightofbreath)

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

(via fake-mermaid)

dreamychocolateprincess:

awsomecupcakepro:

thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

THATS SO FUCK ADORABLE OMG

aww

(via kaiju-squidling)

chiaknanamu:

mitunas-choice-rump:

GUYS I ANSWERED THAT QUESTION FROM TUMBLRBOT THEN I REFRESHED AND I THINK I SOME HOW BROKE TUMBLRBOT BUT I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD 

am i the only person who thinks this is really sweet and cute. because its like. ‘what makes you feel better when you are in a bad mood?’ and they repleid with ‘when you send me messages, it makes me feel good’

so tumblr bot filled the inbox with messages so they’d feel really good or have something to look at when they’re feeling down.

tumblrbot is my favorite

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

(via lakin5)

purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

(via kaiju-squidling)

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

(via kaiju-squidling)

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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(x)

UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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(via kaiju-squidling)

castielsconvictions:

Misha Collins - Operational Risk Management. (x)

This is a very short video. 

**all I ask is credit for discovery, but share away. It makes me giggle uncontrollably. **

(via tardis-impala-lock)

lockeyseven:

awwww-cute:

Today my snake turned 2

Snake in a hat

lockeyseven:

awwww-cute:

Today my snake turned 2

Snake in a hat

(via its-princess-kat)

"Women don’t belong in video games."

swan2swan:

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(via chuck-no-wrist)

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